What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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